Archive for March, 2008

Hello ladies from the Mt! A bit head in the clouds…

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Hello ladies from the Mt! A bit head in the clouds today, but the sun is trying to get through after weeks of rain. We are so looking forward to summer!

Long time no post or read for me.
As those who know DH lost his leg in an accident last November, it has been a hard road here. Busy with the demands of the farm stock work falling mainly on my hands as well as my job and the family. Well, it has not been a smooth road for any of us.

So to briefly update, DH has had several more operations to improve the scarring and remove a neoroma- a cluster of nerves at the stump end. However with all that he is still not able to wear a prothesisic leg and so he is still on crutches and therefore less able to do things. That plunged him into depression which he has rallyed from.

Unfortunately he has gone through a denial stage of his loss, and is not adapting his lifestyle at all to accomodate his injury, attempting to do things regardless. Combined with his medications and their affects, at times his judgement shows some major flaws or merely absence of consideration for all factors involved leading to some really poor decisions which causes more stress for al;l involved!

Then about a week ago, when he was out on the 4 wheeler farm bike with DD2 (now 3yrs old) he decided to come back from checking the bulls up the steep slippery track to the house instead of via the road. It was raining, had been raining nonstop for a week, and the track is difficult at the best of time when wet. Then the bike cut out -which it had never done before- and he had to roll it back into the bank and got off- first the 3 yr old, then himself on his crutches- and the bike flipped and rolled towards him. He pushed DD2 across the track but the bike clipped him on both legs as it rolled. He has a nasty bruise on his stump now, and he thinks he has chipped the fibia bone below his good knee but won’t go to the Dr…..

As for me, well, I found myself falling asleep in the car coming home from nightshift, and on the wrong side of the road. I reduced my hours for 5 weeks, and am now back doing my 4 days a week.
DH asked me to consider moving to the Prision for a Corrections Officier job, and I have done the Psychology tests and had the interview. However I find their shift roster too inflexible and will say no, and wait to see if a nursing position comes up. It is only 20mins down the road, instead of 1 hr travelling time, but that is not benefitted by the inflexible rosters.

DD1 has left home and is boarding in town. She finally had enough of the strain from the protesters issue, and trauma with DH and internal dynamics. So now DH is not speaking to her. Despite getting counselling for all involved, DH is saying he is being blamed for everything- hes not but he is a big part of the problem!
DD1 is doing really well at school and has top grades,: she is boarding with the District Nurse and they get on really well.

DD1 had an accident at netball and injured her foot and was also on crutches for several weeks, including her school ball! She sewed her own ball gown- a halter top in silver spangled purple, and decorated the crutches in the same fabric! I am very proud of her, she is a capable, intelligent and emotionally mature young lady.

As for me, I too would like to up and leave home at times! If it wasn’t for DD2 I might, and I have not ruled it out yet. DH is refusing to consider giving up the farm, and is expecting everyone else to make concessions around him; including me to give up my job that I enjoy and like, because of the travelling stress, so that I can be here to help with the farm. Remember we only lease this farm, not own it.

We have had so many problems here this year-the leaking roof has been a serious issue with a huge leak in the lounge and DD1s bedroom. ( which I have now commadeered as an office and quilting room!)
Anyway, you don’t need to know- suffice to say this has been a very trying year!

Good news though!!!!!!- I have almost finished DSDs scrappy heart quilt- it it away being machine quilted so just the binding to put on and it is done (about a year late!)
I have been making myself get in and do some quilting- as I was getting depressed over the family dynamics and dramas etc. I am currently machine peicing a tablecloth for my table, with some bright applique.

Next project is for my mum, who at 82 has not been well, and having chest pains but not showing heart enzymes for a heart attack, so may be digestion related, and my step father who has had more small strokes. I am doing a hand applique wall hanging/ medillion quilt centre block I designed for my mum, in yellow tulips, which is very cheering.

Well, stock to check this am (we are grazing 90 bulls) and the cows are calving- the family pets have safely calved this year, which is a relief-, must go, God Bless to you all and happy stitching.

Females who beatbox

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

And now, for something completely different… I don’t know where the thought came from, but this morning on the way to work I became determined to find some videos of females beatboxing. Like the girl who makes sound effects when telling a story, to find one who practices the art of beatbox happens all too rarely.

There’s nothing particularly mad about these clips. I just thought I would share…

First up is YouTube user Ninjabeats, who gives her rendition of Snoop Dog’s “Drop it Like it’s Hot.” This young lady hails from Brunei. (Because I’m an American, I had to look up where this country actually is; because I’m a bad librarian, I looked in Wikipedia.) Hers is not the best version I’ve heard but I have to hand it to her for trying. Besides, I like her self-deprecating brand of humor:

Next, check out SaRa, whose skills are so fresh she actually won the title of Austrian Female Beatbox Champion in 2006. This is a short clip, but long enough to let you know she’s rockin’ the mic:

Lastly, if, like me, you didn’t see it last night, you simply must check out Butterscotch and her rendition of “Summertime.” Somehow she manages to sing and beatbox at the same time. Who does she think she is, Bobby McFerrin? As with most TV shows, I’m totally out of the loop on America’s Got Talent. But I must say this girl is so kickin’ that it’s actually worth suffering through the panel’s judgment after the performance, which includes none other than David Hasselhoff telling Butterscotch that he thinks she may well wind up winning the contest:

Grace is Gone Trailer

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

My open letter to John Cusack, following viewing of Grace is Gone trailer:

Dear John,

I’ve just watched the trailer to your new drama, Grace is Gone, in which you play a father faced with dealing with the loss of a wife and delivering the news of her death to your daughters. Your intimate portrayal has already won you the accolades of critics, and I wouldn’t be surprised if you see an Oscar nomination.

Please never take this kind of role again.

Since the mid-’80s, through films such as Better Off Dead…, Say Anything…, and the non-ellipsised High Fidelity, you have shown how the everyday, somewhat geeky man can still get the girl. When referring to the kind of guy one would like to be, the words “like a John Cusack role” have often been uttered by myself and others. You found the gray area between cool and geeky that we thrive for. This depressed dad role is really detracting from that ideal.

Don’t get me wrong; I know you’ve taken many varied and challenging roles before, weaving delicately between genres, but they’ve never been such a convincing distraction from the John Cusack archetype until now. Seeing you in something like Con Air, I was still able to convince myself that it was not really John Cusack I was seeing, it’s just John Cusack–or maybe even Lloyd Dobler himself–playing a role. Once the cameras were off, I was certain you were back to holding boomboxes over your head.

But with Grace is Gone, it appears you’ve created such a believable and depressing character that I’m forced, for once, to think maybe I don’t want to be John Cusack. Maybe being John Cusack is a horribly morbid experience where your wife has died in Iraq. I hate that John Cusack.

In the future, please take exclusively romantic comedy roles, or at least portray your depressing characters less believably. Even if you have to break character, give us a wink to let us all know, “Hey, don’t worry. It’s just me, Lloyd Dobler, and I’ll be right over with my Peter Gabriel tape.”

Grace is Gone Trailer [Yahoo!]

Plug-In Hybrid Campaign

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

I encourage everyone to sign this online plug in hybrid campaign urging automakers to produce plug-in hybrid electric vehicles (PHEVs). The petition basically says, ‘If you build it, we will buy it.’ Plug-in hybrids and electric vehicles are key to energy independence and reducing pollution.

Over 40 percent of the generating capacity in the U.S. sits idle or operates at a reduced load overnight, when most PHEVs would be charged. That means tens of millions of plug-ins could be charged every night without the need to build additional electric generation capacity.

According to the California Electric Transportation Coalition that commissioned a study, if automakers begin producing Plug-Ins within the next few years, 2.5 million cars (eight percent of the cars on America’s roads) could be Plug-Ins by the year 2020. That’s the equivalent of taking as many as 5 million of today’s vehicles off the road. Annually that’s 11.5 million tons of CO2 which won’t be emitted and 1.14 Billion gallons of gasoline would be saved each year. For those concerned about energy security it is definitely a step in the right direction. Less than 2% of U.S. electricity is generated from oil, so using electricity as a transportation fuel would greatly reduce dependence on imported petroleum.

Sign the Plug-In Hybrid Petition

I Made This Post Very Long, Because I Did Not Have The Time To Make It Shorter

Monday, March 17th, 2008

General Motors seems to have understood its predicament and is now getting with the program, looking to reduce oil consumption and carbon dioxide emissions. They even want the government to impose limits on these. It seems I’m going to end up out on some strange right wing fringe on this issue - demanding a hands off approach with carbon taxes being the only market signal applied while the corporate world and most of the left demand active government intervention. Still - at least opposition to doing something about global warming seems to be crumbling rapidly…
General Motors has become the first automaker to join a business coalition dedicated to reducing greenhouse gas emissions that are tied to global warming. The nation’s biggest automaker joined the United States Climate Action Partnership along with 13 other newcomers including Dow Chemical and PepsiCo Inc.

The partnership is an alliance of big business and environmental groups that in January told President George W Bush that mandatory emissions caps are needed to reduce the flow of carbon dioxide and other heat-trapping gases into the atmosphere. …

In testimony before Congress in March, Wagoner said the time had arrived for automakers to develop a “comprehensive and forward-looking national strategy” aimed at reducing oil consumption and carbon dioxide emissions.

Companies that already had joined the partnership include Royal Dutch Shell PLC’s US arm, London-based oil company BP PLC and Houston-based ConocoPhillips. Other members include General Electric, Alcoa Inc, DuPont Co., Caterpillar Inc and Duke Energy Corp. In January, the CEOs of 10 members said in a letter to Bush that the cornerstone of climate policy should be an economy-wide emissions cap-and-trade system.

The CEOs have said mandatory reductions of heat-trapping emissions can be imposed without economic harm and would lead to economic opportunities if done across the economy and with provisions to mitigate costs. Many of the corporate members already have voluntarily moved to curb greenhouse emissions, but some corporate executives have noted they don’t believe voluntary efforts will be enough.

GM sees vehicles powered by numerous energy sources as key way to reduce greenhouse emissions. “A central element as we see it is energy diversity, being able to offer consumers vehicles that can be powered by many different energy sources and advanced propulsion systems to help displace petroleum and reduce greenhouse gas emissions,” Wagoner said in the statement.
The combination of drought and frost have reduced Australian wine production by a third.
LOW rainfall, low allocations of irrigation water and frost have slashed 2006-07 wine grape production by a third compared with the previous vintage. The Australian Bureau of Agriculture and Resource Economics puts the recent harvest at 1.26 million tonnes, with premium red grapes down 40 per cent and premium whites down 28 per cent.

Production in warm climate areas is estimated to have fallen by 26 per cent. Cool climate production is down an estimated 45 per cent, with production declining most in South Australia, due largely to frost damage.

“The impact of frosts and lower water allocations in 2007 will also be felt in 2008. Even with average seasonal conditions, wine grape production is projected to only recover to 1.5 million tonnes, still 400,000 tonnes below record harvest,” the bureau’s executive director, Phillip Glyde, said.

If seasonal conditions remain drier than average this year and water allocations are reduced further, the bureau predicts production in 2007-08 could be around 930,000 tonnes.
The SMH has a report that concerns about water are posing another obstacle to the development of the Anvil Hill coal mine.
THE controversial proposed Anvil Hill coalmine would face serious problems if the chronically dry Upper Hunter region is subjected to zero water allocations - expected sometime in July. The water shortage will put pressure on the Minister for Planning, Frank Sartor, to reject the open-cut mine.

Centennial Coal, which is behind the planned mine near Muswellbrook, says the water shortage is hitting not only winegrowers and horse studs but also coalmining.

Even the state’s main power supplier, Macquarie Generation, is making contingency plans to ensure it can retrieve the Hunter River water that it says is “essential to the security of its operation”. Macquarie Generation has a higher guarantee of access to Hunter Water than other industries. But, in a reflection of the water shortage across the Hunter, the Liddell power station, which supplies 40 per cent of NSW power, is trying to increase its pumping capacity to extract water when it can from the river. …

A Greenpeace energy campaigner, Ben Pearson, said Mr Sartor should not approve the mine. “The Anvil Hill coalmine would spell climate change disaster,” he said. “Allowing it to go ahead shows this Government is not serious about climate change. Any positive steps to tackle climate change made by Iemma’s Government will be negated by this mine.”

While water allocations was an issue for the Minister for Water, Phil Koperberg, Mr Sartor’s spokeswoman said: “The issue of access to water is certainly one of the matters considered by the Department of Planning in its assessment of these proposals”. State Water has estimated that Glenbawn and Glennies Creek dams need 120,000 megalitres, or the amount of water that flowed through the Hunter River during the massive 1955 flood, to supply Upper Hunter irrigators and coalmines with their current water needs.

Mr Koperberg has increased the allocations for both general and high security water users in the Hunter, but warned that zero allocations remained a threat. “Unless combined storage levels [of Glennies and Glenbawn] recover to greater than 37 per cent prior to next July, there is a possibility of a zero allocation for general security users,” he said.
I don’t think the comment about Liddell generating 40% of NSW power is accurate - if my memory serves me correctly it is about the same size as the Bayswater and Eraring plants, and the Vales Point and Mt Piper plants combined (which between them account for most production) - so it may generate up to 20% of state production.

The problems posed by lack of water are real though, with the inland power stations frequently running on reduced capacity while the coastal stations take most of the load as the inland plants are running short of water for cooling. This could become problematic on hot days in summer if the trend continues as (1) everything will need to run flat out, and (2) limits are placed on coastal plants that use water from lakes for cooling, as there are environmental restrictions on releasing hot water back into the lakes once they go over a certain temperature (the same problem that has affected European nuclear plants in recent summers).

The Rodent is slowly caving on on global warming policy and now seems to be angling for an emissions trading scheme. Whats the bet it follows the European example and hands out far too many pollution credits ?
Prime Minister John Howard has given his clearest signal yet that he will back a trading scheme for greenhouse gas emissions. Under fire for the budget’s perceived lack of major global warming initiatives, Mr Howard said he was awaiting a report on emissions trading at the end of this month.

“Everybody agrees that you have to have some price on carbon to effectively deal with the emissions problem,” he told the Seven Network. “And the best way of delivering a price on carbon is through a market mechanism, namely an emissions trading system. That … is the centrepiece of any long-term strategy and I’ll be saying quite a bit about this whole issue a few weeks after we’ve received the report.” …

Other climate change measures in the budget included a $126 million national research centre and $197 million towards protecting forests globally.

Labor said the government’s $741 million in climate change measures over five years were neither substantial nor new. “The climate change budget is less than 0.1 per cent of GDP and declining over the forecast period,” opposition environment spokesman Peter Garrett said. “The budget will not stop Australia’s greenhouse pollution from soaring by 27 per cent by 2020, and clearly shows the government lacks the political will to try and prevent dangerous climate change.”

The Australian Greens expressed disappointment at the budget response to climate change. “Climate change is the biggest threat for the economy, for lifestyle, for the environment of this great nation of ours, and the government just left it out in the cold,” Greens Leader Bob Brown said.

Greenpeace chief executive Steve Shallhorn said the government’s failure to adequately address global warming would result in extreme economic pressures. “What the treasurer does not seem to understand is that what is bad for the environment, is bad for the economy,” Mr Shallhorn told reporters. “Failing to prevent dangerous climate change will cost 20 per cent of the global economy in the future.”
Errr - the best market based scheme is one which doesn’t involve handing out large quotas to existing players, but instead offers a level playing field - a carbon tax.

Crikey wonders if the budget is carbon neutral. Some of the figures would indicate its time for local brewers to adopt green brewing practices…
With solar energy rebates, is the 2007-08 Budget green? A long way off, says the Australian Conservation Foundation. Just take a look at the stats we’ve put together.

Spending on climate change 2007-08

* Budget surplus: $10.6 billion
* Total climate change spending in 2007-08*: $500 million
* Total climate change spending as a % of the 2007-08 surplus: 5%
* New climate change funding for 2007-08: $148 million
* Draught beer concessional rate of excise for 2007-2008**: $170 million

The photovoltaic rebate program (solar panels) announced in Budget 2007-08:

* $150 million over five years (or an average of $30million per year)
* Consumption tax exemptions for privately produced beer 2007-2008, $40 million†
* After five years, the program will reduce emissions by 32,100 tonnes per annum.††
* This is 0.01% of our 1990 emissions
* Around 10,000 programs of this size are needed to avoid dangerous climate change†††
* The program will reach around 14,000 (or 0.2%) of Australia’s seven million households

Comparison of spending on polluting subsidies vs climate-change spending

For every dollar spent on climate change, we spend another 12 on dirty subsidies.
Energy Bulletin points to a Newsweek article lining up Venezuela in particular and national oil companies in general as the culprits for future post-peak oil shortages. Bart comments : “Two things are worrying about an analysis of this sort. First, there is no mention of geological limits to oil production. Second, a scapegoat is being prepared for coming oil shortages - in this case, national oil companies. Arguments such as this prepare the way for intervention in the affairs of oil producing countries “for the greater good.”".
Last week’s announcement from Caracas that the operations of Western energy companies including BP, Chevron, Conoco, Exxon, Total and Statoil were being reduced due to continuing nationalization of oil reserves, and that the Chinese state oil giant CNPC would play a much bigger future role in exploration and production, poses a serious threat to the global oil market.

About 80 percent of the world’s oil is controlled by national oil companies. Some of these state-owned enterprises operate at world-class standards, notably Petrobras of Brazil, Petronas of Malaysia and Aramco of Saudi Arabia. In those places, production is increasing.

But most of the large state firms (including CNPC) have much lower operating standards than multinationals, such as the ones leaving Venezuela. This is due largely to political interference. The inefficient bureaucracies of state-run firms are too slow and incompetent to reinvest record industry profits in the modernization of their aging oilfields. Both national oil-company executives and politicians may be corrupted by the surge in cash from high prices.

The result is a number of countries with huge oil reserves and falling production, including Iran, Iraq and Mexico. Russia and Kuwait will also stagnate unless practices change. These countries represent more than one third of the world’s oil reserves.

…The situation in Venezuela is symbolic of a growing trend. High prices have spurred unprecedented resource nationalism, and it is no surprise that the Chinese are capitalizing on this. Politicians detest the demands of transparency and accountability that often come with multinationals.

…The implications for the world economy are potentially catastrophic. The world is not running out of oil, but it will run out of production capacity if the national companies, the new rule makers in this business, don’t invest.
UPI reports that uranium prices are soaring as US government stockpile sales slow - apparently partly because they want to be “good neighbours” with miners (BHP and RIO say thanks) and partly because of strategic concerns about energy security, with the idea of a uranium reserve being floated…
As the price of uranium surged another $7 over the past week, the U.S. Energy Department may scale back its inventory sale and open a strategic reserve. Uranium prices hit $120 per pound Monday, the weekly pricing date, on the heels of expected growing demand and a new futures trading product offered by the New York Mercantile Exchange and uranium analyst Ux Consulting. The price has jumped from $56 per pound last October. It was around $20 at the start of 2005.

Governments like the United States, intent on addressing proliferation, controlled uranium programs. The inventory was also increased after the Cold War when weapons-grade uranium from the former Soviet Union was blended down to energy stock. The United States still sells from its inventory, which competes against suppliers. When the price was low, there was little incentive to invest in exploring, mining and producing uranium.

Ed Rutkowski of the U.S. Energy Department’s Nuclear Fuel Supply Security group told StockInterview.com this year’s sale will likely be a small amount. “We don’t plan to dump uranium,” he said. “We have a lot of inventory, but uranium miners are worried that DOE would affect the market. We want to be good neighbors with them.”

With an enhanced demand for uranium to fuel a nuclear-power boom worldwide, supplies are quickly dwindling. While that is incentive to build the uranium industry, it worries the Energy Department and U.S. nuclear plants, which need a constant and affordable supply. Like the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, which stockpiles oil in case of emergency, the department is looking into a uranium reserve.
The WSJ’s energy roundup reports that Citigroup’s greenish plans haven’t been entirely enthusiastically received, while reconstruction of oil infrastructure in the Gulf of Mexico continues in the hope of weathering future hurricanes better than the last round.
Environmentalists gave a lukewarm response to Citigroup Inc.’s plan to spend $50 billion on climate-change issues over the next 10 years, saying the financial-services institution should do more to curb its involvement with businesses that contribute to global warming.

Above the waves, oil and gas production in the Gulf of Mexico has almost returned to normal, nearly two years after the devastating 2005 hurricane season. But deep below the surface, teams of divers are still working around the clock to steel aging infrastructure against the next storm.
The WSJ also ponders the “Pros and Cons of Biofuels”, along with the rising cost of petrol.
The United Nations warned that biofuels such as ethanol pose serious environmental problems and could raise global food prices, potentially offsetting any of their benefits. President Bush and other political leaders in the U.S. and Europe have touted biofuels — made from corn, palm oil, switch grass or other plant products — as a way to reduce reliance on expensive foreign oil and cut greenhouse-gas emissions.

But as Energy Roundup has pointed out, critics on the right and left of the political spectrum argue it is unethical to use food to produce biofuels, while environmentalists warn that biofuel production can create still more greenhouse gases and say burning biofuels can cause other pollution problems.

In its report, the U.N. warned that “rapid growth in liquid biofuel production will make substantial demands on the world’s land and water resources at a time when demand for both food and forest products is also rising rapidly. Use of large-scale monocropping could lead to significant biodiversity loss, soil erosion and nutrient leaching,

Excited

Sunday, March 16th, 2008

I’m really quite excited about Claire and I’s upcoming round trip of the UK. In case you’re not “in the know,” here’s what we’re planning:

BiCon
On Thursday afternoon we’re off to BiCon, the National Bisexual Conference, in Glamorgan. To think, this event’s been running for a almost as long as I’ve been alive and I’d never heard about it before this year. Evidently they were advertising in all the wrong places. And then, after all of that, the first one I hear about is just “down the road” (well, so much as anything is just down the road from Aberystwyth) in Glamorgan.
Anyway, it sounds like a good event; I’ve spoken online to a couple of dozen people about it and it sounds fabulous with a capital FAB. The workshops list is certainly… unusual: Teddy Bears & Whips? Time Management And Non-Monogamy? Writing Erotica To Share? There’ll be Wi-Fi there, so I’ll do what I can to post bits and pieces of my experience back here. I’d love to say that I’m sure Claire will do the same, but it’s a little optimistic, considering her blog update rate.
Fringe Festival

Then a week on Monday (20th August), after the event finishes, we’re driving up North - perhaps with a visit to Preston on the way - to meet with Ruth and JTA and head on up to Edinburgh for the Edinburgh Fringe Festival! A whole week of live comedy, drinking to excess, eating haggis, and loving the Edinburgh Fringe party atmosphere. For a handful of reasons, I won’t be performing this year (probably): still, there’s always next year. My mum and my sisters, Becky and Sarah, are going to the Fringe as well and our visit will overlap theirs by a day or two, and it’ll be good to see them. We’re also informed that Kit and Fiona might drop in on us for a day or so, too.

Nonetheless, it’ll be a great opportunity to see the Free Fringe performers yet again and spend all of our time drunk and laughing. And if Claire manages to get through the week without flashing any old ladies, all the better.

I’ll be on GPRS by this point, rather than Wi-Fi, so weblog updates are less likely, but I’ll see what I can do.
Oxford, back to Aberysywth

Post-Fringe, we’ll be delivering Ruth & JTA to Oxford, and staying over briefly ourselves before coming back to Aber on Tuesday 28th August. Yes, this means I’m working for about 13 days this entire month. Sweet.
And of course, when we get back, it’ll only be 11 days until QParty, so we’ll be spending the most part of our time fretting and making last-minute arrangements for that. There are those that have suggested that this party-fortnight - and in particular BiCon - should be seen as a “stag night.” Which is a nice idea, but doesn’t really reflect what QParty’s actually about. I’ll write more about what QParty actually means, to me at least, and all that… at some other point. Watch this space.

Meanwhile…
In the meantime, life in Aber will, I’m sure, go on pretty much as normal. Paul will be making arrangements for the intervening Troma Nights, so keep an eye on Abnib Events for them, and he’ll be looking after Mario and Luigi in Claire’s absence. I gather that Sian (no, not that one, the other one) is getting married on the weekend of BiCon; would somebody who’s going to her wedding pass on my regards and best wishes.

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EMMYS, METS, RACE, POLITICS, BARRY MANILOW, ETC.

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

SCANDAL OF THE DAY:

Barry Manilow beating out Stephen Colbert for best entertainer at the EMMYs.

Note: That while the cameras were all over Colbert as he graciously hugged Jon Stewart on his less than fully deserved award, the camera operators knew better than to give us Colbert’s reaction upon being snubbed in favor of Mr. Mandy. I am sure he is not a good enough actor to have disguised his dismay. Curiously, however, the trauma of losing to Barry Manilow seems–by some strange conversion hysteria or identfication with the oppressor–to have turned Mr. Colbert temporarily gay. Photo evidence above.

FRUSTRATION OF THE DAY:

That Colbert made his dismay at losing to Mr. Mandy explicit while presenting the reality TV show award with Jon Stewart hence making my aforementioned (and stubbornly undeleted) perception irrelevant. By turning misfortune into comedy by the alchemy of candor, Stephen Colbert stole my perceptual thunder and for that I—I—I just admire him all the more! Bastard.

COMEDY OF THE DAY:

The fact that this clown Howie Mandel seems so satisfied with himself for being nothing more than a game show host. (Not even a glorified game show host). This is what is wrong with and wonderful about our society–that people can evince brazen self-importance for doing virtually nothing. He was strutting around the stage like the Paris Hilton of men. (Although, actually, that creepy guy Simon Cowell more nearly approximated the dazzlingly shameless, preternaturally exhibitionistic, famous-for-nothing heiress by appearing with his shirt (warning: disturbing and graphic content to follow) almost entirely un-buttoned .)

It would be as if Carrot Top thought he was the swaggering shit not in spite of doing those inane 1-800-COLLECT commercials but precisely because he had done them.

PROFOUNDLY UN EMMY-LIKE MOMENT OF THE NIGHT:

When the annual memorial honor roll of the dear and departed ended with Richard Pryor saying "See you next week" and then being shut behind bars and not being able to get out–the bars now echoing with the unnegotiable finality of death, the force that separates forever and absolutely.

QUESTION OF THE DAY:

Now that the John Mark Karr creep is being let go (based on a DNA mismatch), can Karl Rove sue him for breach of contract?

QUOTE OF THE DAY: (By my brother who is visiting from Prague with his Czech -speaking kids.)

"Ah it’s music to my ears to hear them fighting in English."

ANECDOTE OF THE DAY:

My brother’s son Daniel is a huge Mets fan and (largely for reasons of his name, I suspect) Lastings Milledge is his favorite player. Anyhow out of innocent enthusiasm, Daniel made a do-rag sporting monkey doll with a Lastings Milledge number 44 jersey that he wanted to bring to Shea in honor of his favorite player. Needless to say, I had to have a little avuncular sit down with him–in which I initiated him into the hard realities of racial perceptions and sensitivity. I think the Howard Cossell "That little monkey sure can run" story got the point across. Daniel seemed a bit crushed by the sordid fallen-ness of the adult world, but he understood. We made a brief effort to refashion the skull capped monkey doll into another lighter-skinned player’s likeness, but it was too hard to turn the 44 into a 5 for David Wright. And, besides, it just didn’t look like David Wright as much as it looked like Lastings Milledge.

IMPRESSIONS FROM A NIGHT AT SHEA:

Friday night, I went out to Shea with my brother and his son (sans Lastings doll) and was struck by a few things:

How strange it is that they started playing "Sweet Caroline" to get everyone in a sad, emotional light FM mood in the 8th inning down a run–as if preparing us for the inevitability of defeat. The consolations of ballad versus the rousing spur of anthem or chant. It felt like a late 1970s or early 1980s Mets concession–rather than the battle cry one might expect from a team that’s 30 games over .500 team.

With Shawn Green on the team, the promotional possibilities are dizzying. Mets Yarmulke night. Find the Afikomen night. Payus whatever you want night (aka Haggle night aka Jew Us Down Night)—on which you can negotiate your ticket price. Oy. The ideas just write themselves.

FANCY HOMELESS ADDRESS OF THE DAY:

" I live just off Central Park West. Yeah, just east of it."

DREAM FRAGMENT OF THE DAY:

In one dream I had to pee. In one I had to cry. I guess I was filled with fluids last night.

HUMBLING EXPERIENCE OF THE DAY:

Walking around The Museum of Natural History and Central Park with my 10 and 8 year old nephew and neice and two women over 60 years old (my cousin and my mother) and being by far the most exhausted and sore of the crew. Granted, standing and walking are not really my things. I’m pretty much a sitting and running kind of a guy. But still. No excuse. A shameful display of unvigorousness.

MOVIE THOUGHT OF THE DAY:

While I really liked "Little Miss Sunshine", I’m glad I saw it a few weeks ago. It’d be kind of creepy to see it now–as our perceptions of little girl beauty pageants have gone from the tacky to the tragic with the re-emergence of the whole JonBenet media circus.

ANECDOTE OF THE DAY #2:

Lester and the White Sox and the Coma.

I just heard a great story about my grand uncle Lester who was a life long Chicago White Sox fan and, late in life, a part owner of the team. In his 70s, after some heart surgery, he fell into a coma for about 6 weeks. Everyone assumed he’d never come out of it. One night they left him in the room to get dinner and his son suggested they leave the White Sox game on TV to keep him company. When the son returned, he noticed that his father had returned to consciousness and was muttering "God damn White Sox"

DREAM FRAGMENT OF THE DAY #2:

Something about a Jew who’s a closet Muslim and a Muslim who’s a closet Jew.

RELIGIOUS OBSERVATION OF THE DAY:

The beauty of Judaism, is that it understands the primacy of the question over the answer. Life is all about the act of questioning: This is true on both the philosophical plane ("Why is There Something Instead of Nothing", "Why did you do all these things for us G-D, when you could have just done one or two?" etc.) and on the more pedestrian plane:

When does this go on sale?

Where is your supervisor?

Do you want to hear from my attorney?

RELIGIO-POLITICAL OBSERVATION OF THE DAY:

Observation on Katherine Harris and the separation of church and state. Evidently, she claimed that "the spearation of church and state is a lie" and the founding fathers "never intended us to be ruled by secular laws." In doing so she was merely making explicit what many if not most religious right wing Republicans believe to be the case–confirming that the differences between Islam and much of America are not so great as we’d like to think and that the description of this battle of civilizations as a holy war are not so far fetched.

IRAQ GOOD NEWS ITEM OF THE DAY:

No Shia, Sunni or Kurd leader questioned the separation of church and state today.

LITERARY COMMENT OF THE DAY:

Richard Ford. A very good, accomplished novelist. A very fine writer. But much like Updike, he seems entirely too well constituted by the terms of adult, socially-defined reality for me to really connect with and be moved by his characters. In a story of his in this week’s New Yorker, his protagonist talks a lot about things having a "second marriage" feeling. Well, he seems too perfectly second marriage in his sensibilities for me. There is nothing raw and primal and inchoate. He seems so well defended, shaped, defined, so saturated and determined by real world relations and responsibilities–Just so freaking normal and solid and adult. The first time I read one of his books, I felt it was good for me to be in the presence of a sort of smart, sort of likable, very normal guy for a few weeks. It was like some kind of a moral corrective. Some taking of the literary cure. Some kind of a retroactive smart guy fraternity experience I never had. I still sort of feel that way. He’s just too well constituted an America guy for me–but I do sort of feel he’s good for me in a kind of medicinal way. Again, I recognize this is no knock on him. And perhaps (if one is looking to knock) it’s a knock on me.

CARTOON WITHOUT ILLUSTRATION OF THE DAY:

A guy who’s just seen his baseball team blow a big opportunity on TV. He pauses, takes a deep breath and then says the following mantra to himself aloud.

GUY: Perspective, perspective, perspective.

And then, after a brief pause, he puts his fist through the table.

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Friday, March 14th, 2008

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Deirdre McQuade (USCCB pro-life spokesperson) vs. Cecile Richards (president of Planned Parenthood)

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Through some contacts I’ve been alerted to a very important debate currently taking place between Deirdre McQuade, the planning director for the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops’ Secretariat for Pro-Life Activities (pictured left), and Cecile Richards, the president of Planned Parenthood (right). GoogleNews is providing a semi-official forum for their comments as a follow-up to a recent Associated Press story on the topic of Plan B’s reception, growing use and continued controversial nature, one year after its being made available to the public.McQuade has a much-longer comment than Richards, and also gets a chance to provide a helpful link to a USCCB informational page. These additions are gratifying since she is given only scant coverage in the AP article.Somehow, I doubt Richards will post a follow-up comment. Truth is on the pro-life side of the abortion debate, no matter how many statistics the opposition tries to toss around. And for this reason I’m especially happy to see developments such as this Google News response and follow-up forum. Blogs, comment boards and the like allow the pro-life message to flourish despite its being ostracized from the mainstream media reports. Incidentally, in the quote given by Richards to the AP, she is very careful to habituate this perception of the pro-life movement, saying “… there is a fringe group of folks in this country who seem determined to prevent women from getting emergency contraception.” Spaces like this Google Forum make it more difficult for Richards to dismiss and demean such “pro-life fringe” groups. Groups that she is afraid to debate on a more even playing field.

Why does Time Warner Hate America? Part Deux

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

Clearly, the funniest thing about “Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters,